Monday, March 31, 2008
define: gwapo. [part 2]
so, here's the next 10 of the gwapo classifications. the first post on the first ten was kinda lengthy. and i noticed that as the list went on, the traits became more specific. so, the definitions might not be as extensive. i've got about 40 on my list, but again, your additions and re-definitions are welcome. as well as, perhaps, the phone numbers of those you know who fall under categories number...
nah. haha.
again, in no particularly-thought-of order:11] mysterious gwapo: he's labeled mysterious because you don't get data on and from him, nor are you able to form impressions of him when you see him or while you're getting to know him.
bottom line is: YOU CAN'T READ HIM. he can either be purposely complicated or altogether unintelligible.
why does this appeal to women, you ask. well, the generally oblivious attitude gives off an overall confident and secure vibe, which, in the estrogen-laden universe, may translate to: he's playing hard-to-get, and I'M going to get him. in addition to that, the uncaring aura of the guy might just work for her when she DOES finally get him. she'd think she'd be able to trust him because he won't be looking around anyway.
but for some, it may just be the thrill of the hunt.
mysterious gwapos can only stay mysterious for so long. give her the categorical yes or no. when the going gets tough, the woman may just drop it with a "kung ayaw mo, di wag," or she may just become a stalker. tough luck, eh?
12] charming gwapo: it's that perfectly placed dimple on his right cheek. or maybe that unmistakable sparkle in his eyes. or his perpetually red lips. or that sly Hugh Grant smile after an oh-so-sexy "hello." it may even just be the way he speaks with that dreamy believe-that-i-love-you voice. he's just so darn irresistible.
13] tall gwapo: according to a syupahfriend: basta matangkad, gwapo. a physical manifestation of security - in every sense of the word. do i have to explain?
14] daddy gwapo: he could either be a real dad or may just look like a dad. he may also actually just be the uncle. haha. but ain't it adorable to see your guy with this little person in tow walking around the mall, or just playing around with the youngster? gwapo points kasi: "aba. pwedeng maging dad ng kids ko." wehehe.
15] gwapo sa loob ng kotse: pero pag bumaba na, ala na. haha. but seriously, whether he be sporting a '67 impala or a mazda6, basta he'll take you anywhere you want to go. *wink wink* [generally, ayoko nito. haha]
16] malinis gwapo: malinis. mabango. and everything else pleasant.
like a crisp, white shirt that smells of fabric conditioner. *wink*
masarap yakap-yakapin at amuy-amuyin...yung shirt.
17] dugyot gwapo: dugyot pero hot. a physical manifestation of...err...roughness. ahem. as opposed to the maporma gwapo, kahit dugyot, walang paki - it's that other brand of confidence.
18] celebrity gwapo: gwapo kasi sikat. kasi lahat ng tao sabi gwapo siya. he could be really gwapo gwapo, but could have been easily ignored because of the mentioned HASSAG letdown. kumbaga, buti na lang sikat siya.
19] kamag-anak-ng-celebrity gwapo: same rationale. pero this time, gwapo kasi sikat kamag-anak niya.
20] maporma gwapo: dinaan sa porma. he could be emo gwapo. preppy gwapo. galante gwapo. or the porma aspect of the rockstar gwapo. responses from the female kind may vary depending on their genre of choice. haha. he could have taken time with putting his whole porma together but he doesn't look like he did, and it doesn't look like he tried too hard.
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minadali ko na 'to. haha. now, i'm working on the civil code provisions on obligations and contracts, which i still find difficult to understand after a semester. good luck, diba.
part 3 will be up after a couple of days. c;
stay tuned.
maya was REALLY just curious at
08:46 pm
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